resme bakın normal görünüyorsa yeterince alkol almışsınız demektir
Cuma, Aralık 30, 2005
Günlük Bilginiz - votka nasıl içilir
Ruslardan öğütler : Ayık kalmak için nasıl votka içmelisiniz
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How to drink vodka and stay sober
Russians are renowned for drinking a lot of vodka staying sober. That’s not something to do with biological inheritance but with the way we drink. Russians believe that foreigners don’t know how to drink. They don’t eat while drinking. They mix cocktails. They sip vodka instead of taking shots. They drink vodka with highly carbonated sodas. In short, they do everything to get drunk from the minimum amount of alcohol. May be it has something to do with innate Western avidity or expensiveness of alcohol.
Russians, on the other hand, do everything to stay sober while drinking as much alcohol as possible. How do we do it? We try to neutralize alcohol as long as possible. I try to outline the basic principles of vodka drinking for uninitiated.
Russians, on the other hand, do everything to stay sober while drinking as much alcohol as possible. How do we do it? We try to neutralize alcohol as long as possible. I try to outline the basic principles of vodka drinking for uninitiated.
One hour before the party.
1. Eat a couple of boiled potatoes.
2. Drinks one or two raw eggs.
3. Drink one or two table-spoons of olive oil. Sunflower oil will also do.
Thus it’s guaranteed that at the Russian party you will stay sober for at least one bottle of vodka. I’m not kidding. Raw eggs are the most important part of Russian pre-party preparations.
2. Drinks one or two raw eggs.
3. Drink one or two table-spoons of olive oil. Sunflower oil will also do.
Thus it’s guaranteed that at the Russian party you will stay sober for at least one bottle of vodka. I’m not kidding. Raw eggs are the most important part of Russian pre-party preparations.
At the party.
1. If you start drinking vodka – drink only vodka. No beer or wine. No water or juice. Carbonated drinks are taboo.
2. Drink vodka only in shots. Never sip.
3. Eat immediately after taking a shot. Russian zakuskis are often translated as appetizers. That’s not quite correct. Zakuskis are something you ‘zakusyvayesh’ with after taking a shot of vodka. They are very important to neutralize alcohol. That’s why they all contain two most important alcohol neutralizers – acid and salt. I recommend taking the following sequence:
- immediately after taking a shot – two slices of lemon;
- then some salted cucumbers, pickles, marinated tomatoes or caviar.
- then something with a lot of oil: herring (traditionally with cold boiled potatoes and onion), sardines, or shproty (small smoked sprats in olive oil);
- then traditional Russian salads, like Oliviye or Herring with boiled beet and mayonnaise. Almost all Russian salads come under heavy mayonnaise dressing. Remember – acid, salt, eggs and oil. Ukrainians and Southern Russians prefer smoked lard with garlic but it’s a zakuska for professionals.
2. Drink vodka only in shots. Never sip.
3. Eat immediately after taking a shot. Russian zakuskis are often translated as appetizers. That’s not quite correct. Zakuskis are something you ‘zakusyvayesh’ with after taking a shot of vodka. They are very important to neutralize alcohol. That’s why they all contain two most important alcohol neutralizers – acid and salt. I recommend taking the following sequence:
- immediately after taking a shot – two slices of lemon;
- then some salted cucumbers, pickles, marinated tomatoes or caviar.
- then something with a lot of oil: herring (traditionally with cold boiled potatoes and onion), sardines, or shproty (small smoked sprats in olive oil);
- then traditional Russian salads, like Oliviye or Herring with boiled beet and mayonnaise. Almost all Russian salads come under heavy mayonnaise dressing. Remember – acid, salt, eggs and oil. Ukrainians and Southern Russians prefer smoked lard with garlic but it’s a zakuska for professionals.
4. Only three first vodka shots at a Russian party are ‘obligatory’ so to say. That means you have to take them if you want to show you’re a friendly person but not an unsociable person. After that you can ‘miss’ one or two shots. Just say, “Ya propuskayu” (Literally, I make it slip) and cover your glass with your palm. That doesn’t mean you can abstain from drinking till the end of the party. It means (excusing yourself that you’re a foreigner) can take one shot out of two your Russian guests take.
I think, some Russian party traditions need to be explained here. In Russia we party around a big table with bottles and zakuskis. We drink only when someone makes a toast and we drink all together. The person who makes a toast usually pours vodka to all glasses. Taking a bottle yourself and drinking vodka without others is a faux pas. Actually you (and all others) are ordered to drink after a toast. Everyone at the party is supposed to make a toast – being a foreigner is not an excuse. So be prepared – buy yourself a book on party toasts (there are a lot of them on sale in Russia) and learn some by heart.
5. Zakuskis part of the party take about an hour – or something like 200 grams (4 shots) of vodka. Then comes “goryacheye” (hot dishes). Even though zakuskis could be very filling – you should eat goryacheye if you want not be become drunk.
6. Actively participate in intellectual talks around the table. Mental activity is probably the best method to keep you excited but sober. Try, for example, to drink two pints of beer while reading a philosophical book and see the result.
7. At the end of the party come tea and cakes. Don’t miss it too. This way you show your hosts that you’re survived the party without dire consequences.
6. Actively participate in intellectual talks around the table. Mental activity is probably the best method to keep you excited but sober. Try, for example, to drink two pints of beer while reading a philosophical book and see the result.
7. At the end of the party come tea and cakes. Don’t miss it too. This way you show your hosts that you’re survived the party without dire consequences.
Now in the course of 4 or 5 hours you drunk a bottle of vodka (500 grams) and you’re only slightly tight.
After the party.
1. Keep a small bottle of beer in refrigerator. Wake up at about 5 in the morning, drink your beer and go back to bed. It prevents hang-over in the morning.
2. If the early morning beer didn’t help (it usually does), drink a glass of brine from the jar you kept you pickles in.
Many Russians recommend taking a shot of vodka in the morning to fights hang-over. Don’t do it. It helps only alcoholics. If you’re not, it will make things worse.
2. If the early morning beer didn’t help (it usually does), drink a glass of brine from the jar you kept you pickles in.
Many Russians recommend taking a shot of vodka in the morning to fights hang-over. Don’t do it. It helps only alcoholics. If you’re not, it will make things worse.
Perşembe, Aralık 29, 2005
Günlük Bilginiz - Erkek dergileri sıralaması
Dünyanın en çok basılan erken dergileri ... Mısır da basılan ilk 50 arasında 9 dergi var ve toplam baskı sayıları 1,722,000 adet ...
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XXX - Most Wanted Mens Magazines Worldwide 2005
Fresh figures from Internantional Federation of Audit Bureaux of Circulations shows, among a lot of boring things, the top 50 of mens magazines worldwide by circulation, title and origin.
Playboy is still worlds nr. 1 magazine for the grown up gentleman. But do not forget to be cool whereever you are - this list will help you. For example be sure to get your copy of ‘Motor’ next time you are in Oslo or the largest mens mag in south America ‘Gaceta Hipica’ when in Venezuela. If you go to Egypt there are a lot of choices, maybe you should go for ‘Oil & Gas’?
Largest Mens Magazines in the world:
1. Playboy 3,215,000 USA
2. Maxim 2,541,000 USA
3. Men’s Health & Sports 1,678,000 USA
4. Libro Vaquero 800,000 Mexico
5. Hombres y Héroes 800,000 Mexico
6. FHM 620,000 UK
7. Libro Policiaco 550,000 Mexico
8. El-Bait 446,000 Egypt
9. Playboy 418,000 Japan
10. Motor 397,000 Norway
11. Enigma 353,000 Egypt
12. Frontera Violenta 300,000 Mexico
13. Flash Kalam Alna 294,000 Egypt
14. Loaded 290,000 UK
15. Coupé 280,000 Germany
16. Maxim 273,000 Germany
17. Maxim 250,000 UK
18. Men’s Health 244,000 Germany
19. Men’s Health 235,000 Italy
20. Gaceta Hipica 228,000 Venezuela
21. FHM 220,000 Germany
22. Men’s Health 219,000 UK
23. Loghat Al Asr 207,000 Egypt
24. Men’s Health 200,000 Mexico
25. Oil & Gas 182,000 Egypt
26. Kelmtna 176,000 Egypt
27. Party 167,000 Egypt
28. GQ 165,000 Italy
29. Playboy 161,000 Germany
30. Max 161,000 Italy
31. FHM 160,000 France
32. Vot tak! 150,000 Ukraine
34. Alam Comp & intrnt 147,000 Egypt
35. CKM 143,000 Poland
36. Front 142,000 UK
37. Russia XXL 140,000 Russia
38. Playboy 126,000 Poland
39. GM 125,000 Thailand
40. Playboy 120,000 Taiwan
41. Maximal 120,000 France
42. FHM 120,000 Philippines
43. Boss 120,000 Thailand
44. Men’s Health 112,000 Russia
45. Playboy 105,000 Russia
46. Vi Menn 104,000 Norway
47. Maxim 103,000 Poland
48. Max 103,000 France
49. Edar 103,000 Egypt
50. Playboy 102,000 Romania
2. Maxim 2,541,000 USA
3. Men’s Health & Sports 1,678,000 USA
4. Libro Vaquero 800,000 Mexico
5. Hombres y Héroes 800,000 Mexico
6. FHM 620,000 UK
7. Libro Policiaco 550,000 Mexico
8. El-Bait 446,000 Egypt
9. Playboy 418,000 Japan
10. Motor 397,000 Norway
11. Enigma 353,000 Egypt
12. Frontera Violenta 300,000 Mexico
13. Flash Kalam Alna 294,000 Egypt
14. Loaded 290,000 UK
15. Coupé 280,000 Germany
16. Maxim 273,000 Germany
17. Maxim 250,000 UK
18. Men’s Health 244,000 Germany
19. Men’s Health 235,000 Italy
20. Gaceta Hipica 228,000 Venezuela
21. FHM 220,000 Germany
22. Men’s Health 219,000 UK
23. Loghat Al Asr 207,000 Egypt
24. Men’s Health 200,000 Mexico
25. Oil & Gas 182,000 Egypt
26. Kelmtna 176,000 Egypt
27. Party 167,000 Egypt
28. GQ 165,000 Italy
29. Playboy 161,000 Germany
30. Max 161,000 Italy
31. FHM 160,000 France
32. Vot tak! 150,000 Ukraine
34. Alam Comp & intrnt 147,000 Egypt
35. CKM 143,000 Poland
36. Front 142,000 UK
37. Russia XXL 140,000 Russia
38. Playboy 126,000 Poland
39. GM 125,000 Thailand
40. Playboy 120,000 Taiwan
41. Maximal 120,000 France
42. FHM 120,000 Philippines
43. Boss 120,000 Thailand
44. Men’s Health 112,000 Russia
45. Playboy 105,000 Russia
46. Vi Menn 104,000 Norway
47. Maxim 103,000 Poland
48. Max 103,000 France
49. Edar 103,000 Egypt
50. Playboy 102,000 Romania
Günlük Bilginiz - Havayolu firmalarının filoları
Havayolu operatörlerinin uçak filoları (gerçek fotografları, sipariş bilgileri ve bir sürü detay) ilginizi çekerse
Türkiye sayfası : http://www.planespotters.net/Country/TR/index.html
Günlük Fotografınız - Time dergisi 2005 yılının en iyileri
Time Dergisi 2005 yılının en iyi fotografları anketinden
01- Eve dönüş
02- Su ve ateş
03- Tanrı'nın gazabı
tüm fotograflar için : http://www.time.com/time/yip/2005/
Salı, Aralık 27, 2005
Günlük İcadınız - Ayakkabı bağ sistemi
Ayakkabı bağlama derdine son (bu ürün çok satar)
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SPEED LACES®, is a revolutionary new lacing system which replaces ordinary laces in minutes and provides runners with amazing advantages.
Exceptional Comfort
Superior Support & Stability
Instant tension adjustment
Never tie your laces again
Shoes go on & off effortlessly
Pazartesi, Aralık 26, 2005
Günlük Bilginiz - Sydney-Hobart yat yarışı (Internet'ten canlı)
Sydney- Hobart yat yarışı - canlı takip edebiliyorsunuz, zom ederek teknelere yaklaşabilir, detaylı bilgi alabilirsiniz.
The Rolex Sydney Hobart Yacht Race 2005 will start on 26 December and will be conducted on the waters of Sydney Harbour, the Tasman Sea, Storm Bay and the Derwent River
Günlük Linkiniz - Paris 360 derece
bir sürü panaromik paris fotograflari : http://www.arnaudfrichphoto.com/english-version/e-paris-panoramique-360-110.htm
Günlük Bilginiz - Transatlantik Tüneli
Londra'dan Newyork'a tren ile 54 dakikada yolculuk : Transatlantic Tunnel
Cuma, Aralık 23, 2005
Günlük İcadınız - Örümcek Yakalayıcı
Örümcek yakalayıcı
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The Spider Catcher is so delicate that it can also be used to catch butterflies and moths without hurting them!
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Spider Catcher £9.95
Oh my god! If that’s a scream that usually comes from your house you’re either a Don Juan in the bedroom or more likely there’s a spider in the house. When a creepy crawly spider comes to call they either become wall or carpet smears at the hands of a rolled up magazine or cause no end of trauma as you try to catch one in a bush tucker style using a glass and a piece of paper.
Kiss goodbye to the hand fisted spider catching methods of yesteryear and embrace the Spider Catcher, the latest in arachnid immobilisation technology.
This ingenious cure for arachnophobia allows you to catch a spider while still remaining over half a metre away (that’s 65cm for all you measurement stats fans). All you have to do is pull the trigger on the handle of the Spider Catcher, pop the bristled end onto the spider and release. The spider is instantly incapacitated thanks to the nylon bristles that act like glue to the spider’s hairy little legs. You can then safely and calmly take the spider outside and set it free, or just hit it with a hammer if you really hate spiders.
The Spider Catcher is so delicate that it can also be used to catch butterflies and moths without hurting them!
A rather friendly solution to one of life’s mini-dramas
Günlük Bilginiz - Fazla İçmeyin
fazla içmeyin; ölebilirsiniz
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After drunken night, a man stumbled into his old home and was killed as a burglar
By Simon de Bruxelles
A MAN who wandered back to the house where he had grown up after a birthday pub crawl was killed by the new owner who mistook him for a burglar, an inquest was told yesterday.
By Simon de Bruxelles
A MAN who wandered back to the house where he had grown up after a birthday pub crawl was killed by the new owner who mistook him for a burglar, an inquest was told yesterday.
Michael Robinson, a married father of a five-month-old girl, had lived in the house for twenty-seven years before moving to a nearby flat nine years ago. He is believed to have returned in a befuddled state after celebrating his 36th birthday in local pubs.
The owner of the property, David Gentles, 30, saw Mr Robinson in his garden and went out to confront him. He told the hearing that he chased him into an alley where the intruder turned and hit out at him.
Mr Gentles, who had been a schoolboy boxing champion, hit back and knocked him down with one punch. Mr Robinson fell backwards and smashed his head on the path. He died in hospital eight days later from brain damage and a fractured skull.
Perşembe, Aralık 22, 2005
OpenCourseWare Finder
Massachusetts Institute of Technology - Utah State University
bazı eğitimlerinin içeriklerini "açık" şekle getirmişler ... arama yapabilirsiniz
http://opencontent.org/ocwfinder/
bazı eğitimlerinin içeriklerini "açık" şekle getirmişler ... arama yapabilirsiniz
http://opencontent.org/ocwfinder/
Çarşamba, Aralık 21, 2005
Günlük İcadınız
isterseniz cep telefonunuzu isterseniz taşınabilir bilgisayarinizi elektrik olmadan şarj edin ...
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The AladdinPower hand generator promises to make dead cell phone batteries a thing of the past by putting the power of charging in your hands, literally. And it's not limited to just cell phones; AlladinPower claims that it will charge just about anything with a rechargeable battery, including (but certainly not limited to) CB radios, rescue lights, rechargeable CD players, radios, tape players, etc. Each unit includes an emergency light and car (cigarette lighter) connector. There isn't a list of compliant manufacturers, though the website says it "universally connects to most cellphones regardless of brand, make, model, or manufacturer." AladdinPower's big brother, the "E Stepcharger" is coming soon, but until then, it looks like the only downside might be a hand cramp. US $59.95.
http://www.aladdinpower.com/apAladdinPower.html
Human powered torch (flashlight), that doubles as a mobile phone charger. Crank the winder for 1 minute to obtain 30 mins of light, from up to 5 LEDs. One is a red LED, so you can have illumination without upsetting your night vision. If away from the power grid you may delegate the Electrilite other duties, changing your cell phone. Get winder happy for 3 minutes, and be rewarded with up to 8 mins of talk time. Comes with adapters for 7 brands of phone. The pocket sized device is $25 USD online.
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AladdinPower Hand Generator
The AladdinPower hand generator promises to make dead cell phone batteries a thing of the past by putting the power of charging in your hands, literally. And it's not limited to just cell phones; AlladinPower claims that it will charge just about anything with a rechargeable battery, including (but certainly not limited to) CB radios, rescue lights, rechargeable CD players, radios, tape players, etc. Each unit includes an emergency light and car (cigarette lighter) connector. There isn't a list of compliant manufacturers, though the website says it "universally connects to most cellphones regardless of brand, make, model, or manufacturer." AladdinPower's big brother, the "E Stepcharger" is coming soon, but until then, it looks like the only downside might be a hand cramp. US $59.95.http://www.aladdinpower.com/apAladdinPower.html
Electrilite Wind-up Torch and Phone Charger
Human powered torch (flashlight), that doubles as a mobile phone charger. Crank the winder for 1 minute to obtain 30 mins of light, from up to 5 LEDs. One is a red LED, so you can have illumination without upsetting your night vision. If away from the power grid you may delegate the Electrilite other duties, changing your cell phone. Get winder happy for 3 minutes, and be rewarded with up to 8 mins of talk time. Comes with adapters for 7 brands of phone. The pocket sized device is $25 USD online.NEVER needs batteries or bulbs!
5 Super Bright LEDs
Charge your cell phone anytime!
Contains one red LED for night acclimation
A MUST HAVE for any emergency
Great for camping, fishing, boating, etc...
Easily fits in your purse or pocket
5 Super Bright LEDs
Charge your cell phone anytime!
Contains one red LED for night acclimation
A MUST HAVE for any emergency
Great for camping, fishing, boating, etc...
Easily fits in your purse or pocket
Salı, Aralık 20, 2005
Günlük İcadınız
BlowflyMany sleepers experience that after they turn off the alarm clock they go on sleeping. One thing that sometimes wakes you up at night and prevents you from sleeping is the mosquito or blowfly when flying around your room. You can't and don't want to fall asleep again until you've caught it. These produces adrenalin and requires movements. The alarm clock blowfly works like a "blowfly" that at the desire time it escapes from a cage in your room. It starts moving and producing sound around you - to turn it off you should catch it and put it back in the cage.
Pazartesi, Aralık 19, 2005
Cuma, Aralık 16, 2005
Günlük Bilginiz
Virgin's Branson reveals frequent-flyer space plan
visit their site : http://www.virgingalactic.com/
Virgin Airlines is to offer frequent-flyer "Space Miles" that passengers can put towards flights in space with the company's soon-to-be-launched Virgin Galactic, boss Richard Branson revealed.
The British tycoon, in Hong Kong to promote new Virgin flights to the city, said customers who collected two million points would be entitled to be among the first commercial astronauts when his space plan takes off in two years.
"There are already 30 people in the world who have collected enough air miles to fly into space," Branson said Tuesday.
"We do think there will be a lot of Virgin Atlantic people who will want to travel into space," he added.
Branson in July formed a company to build five aircraft that can each fly seven people beyond the atmosphere.
Perşembe, Aralık 15, 2005
Günlük Bilginiz
Dubai ve kayak !!
çölde dört mevsim kayak
adamlarda para var,
öyleyse bunu da yapalim demisler
Günlük İcadınız
Windows In Your PocketAll it takes is a minor error in the Windows Registry or a virus infection, and your operating system can become unbootable. But with a properly configured USB flash drive on hand, you'll always have a compatible replacement no further away than your pocket or keychain. In addition, the flash drive can also provide a secure browser and virus scanner, and lets you take your favorite DVD burning and Office software with you wherever you may go.
All that's needed is a bootable USB Flash drive with at least 256 MB of storage capacity and a Windows Setup CD. Using the program Bart PE Builder (Freeware), you can install Windows XP on the flash drive, along with other software as needed (and as available space permits).
please follow the link http://www.tomshardware.com/howto/20050909/index.html
Çarşamba, Aralık 14, 2005
Günlük Bilginiz
Microsoft, Google rekabetinde son adım
Microsoft ABD'deki (sadece ABD) bazı noktaların "kuş bakışı" (30-60 metreden) görünümünü sunuyor.
Salı, Aralık 13, 2005
Günlük İcadınız
Nissan develops self-repairing paint
December 3, 2005 Nissan has developed the world’s first clear paint that repairs scratches on painted car surfaces, including scratches from car-washing machines, off-road driving and fingernails. “Scratch Guard Coat” contains a newly developed high elastic resin that helps prevent scratches from affecting the inner layers of a car’s painted surface. With “Scratch Guard Coat” a car’s scratched surface will return to its original state anywhere from one day to a week, depending on temperature and the depth of the scratch.
“Scratch Guard Coat” is effective for about three years.
“Scratch Guard Coat” will be applied for the first time on an SUV model that is scheduled for a partial makeover in the near future. The paint will be applied to the car’s chassis, bumpers, door mirrors, among other parts.
Günlük Bilginiz
Study: Coffee reduces liver risk
WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- Coffee and tea may reduce the risk of serious liver damage in people who drink alcohol too much, are overweight, or have too much iron in the blood, researchers reported on Sunday.
The study of nearly 10,000 people showed that those who drank more than two cups of coffee or tea per day developed chronic liver disease at half the rate of those who drank less than one cup each day.
for details please read http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/12/05/coffee.liver.damage.reut/index.html
Pazartesi, Aralık 12, 2005
Günlük İcadınız
Philips and Sony create first ePaper BookMay 2004 Philips, Sony and E Ink have won the race to market for electronic paper and announced the world’s first consumer application of an electronic paper display module in Sony’s new e-Book reader, LIBRIé, which went on sale in Japan as we publish. E Ink’s electronic ink technology offers a truly paper-like reading experience with contrast similar to newsprint.
The display is reflective and easily read in sunlight or dim light and at any angle, just like paper. Its black and white ink-on-paper look is achieved with a resolution of 170 ppi (pixels per inch), far better than most portable devices (computer screens are normally 72 ppi). As the display uses power only when an image is changed, you can read 10,000 pages on a set of over-the-counter batteries. With a compact, lightweight form factor LIBRIé is similar in size to a paperback book.
LIBRIé allows users to download content, such as books or comic strips and read it anywhere, and it can store 500 downloaded books.
While the way people experience entertainment has changed dramatically with the rapid growth of portable entertainment devices like music and movie players, the way people read books, magazines and newspapers has not.
The commercialization of this revolutionary display technology is a result of a strategic collaboration among E Ink Corporation, Toppan Printing, Philips and Sony and has resulted in more than 100 patents in chemistry, electronics and manufacturing processes.
Cuma, Aralık 09, 2005
Günlük Linkiniz
İngilizce de noktalama işaretlerinin kullanımı, bir gün biryerlerde gereksiniminiz olur belki bilinmez
Günlük Fotografınız
NewYork'un en yüksek noktası New York, EmpireState binası, eskiyen ampul yenisi ile değiştiriliyor
(bulunduğunuz yerden, yaptığınız işten şikayet etmeden önce başkalarinin ne işler yaptığına bir bakın)
Perşembe, Aralık 08, 2005
Çarşamba, Aralık 07, 2005
Günlük Bilginiz
IBM firması nerelerden geliyor
Bu arada ilginç bir sey daha :
Saatin markasına bakın, bu yılbaşında verilen promosyon saat değil. IBM (International Business Machines Co.) firmasının International Time Recording bölümü tarafindan üretilmiş bir saat.
Saatlerin bir koleksiyonu http://www-03.ibm.com/ibm/history/exhibits/cc/cc_album.html adresindeki müzede sergileniyor
IBM 1920 - 1930 yıllarında kullanılan logosu
Bu arada ilginç bir sey daha :
Saatin markasına bakın, bu yılbaşında verilen promosyon saat değil. IBM (International Business Machines Co.) firmasının International Time Recording bölümü tarafindan üretilmiş bir saat.Saatlerin bir koleksiyonu http://www-03.ibm.com/ibm/history/exhibits/cc/cc_album.html adresindeki müzede sergileniyor
Salı, Aralık 06, 2005
Günlük Bilginiz
Guide To Being Wasted
ECSTASY
How you think you behave: Like the beautiful, caring, wonderful person you really are.
How you actually behave: Like the creepy kid at school who always sucked up to the teacher. Those revolting sweaty hugs you inflict upon anyone you meet are disgusting. Likelihood of getting laid: 30%. Sex is not important. It's all about the "vibe."
How you feel in the morning: Like you should have gone for the sex.
Embarrassment rating: 6/10 Ecstasy makes you say nice things to people that you don't like. This can be very embarrassing, particularly if people believe what you say. Be careful who you give your phone number to. They just might call.
How you actually behave: Like the creepy kid at school who always sucked up to the teacher. Those revolting sweaty hugs you inflict upon anyone you meet are disgusting. Likelihood of getting laid: 30%. Sex is not important. It's all about the "vibe."
How you feel in the morning: Like you should have gone for the sex.
Embarrassment rating: 6/10 Ecstasy makes you say nice things to people that you don't like. This can be very embarrassing, particularly if people believe what you say. Be careful who you give your phone number to. They just might call.
MARIJUANA
How you think you behave: You're not sure, but you think people could be laughing at you.
How you actually behave: Like someone just hit you over the head with an 800KG fridge freezer combination.
Likelihood of getting laid: 60%. If you spend enough time on the couch, anything can happen. How you feel in the morning: Like another joint. And the rest of that pizza.
Embarrassment rating: 1/10. You are moving so slowly that it's almost impossible to do anything stupid.
How you actually behave: Like someone just hit you over the head with an 800KG fridge freezer combination.
Likelihood of getting laid: 60%. If you spend enough time on the couch, anything can happen. How you feel in the morning: Like another joint. And the rest of that pizza.
Embarrassment rating: 1/10. You are moving so slowly that it's almost impossible to do anything stupid.
ALCOHOL
How you think you behave: Like the life of the party. You are sexy, funny and everybody likes you.
How you actually behave: Like the death of the party. Your behaviour gets progressively worse as you tell more and more crass jokes, insult the bartender, spill your drink and make a pass at your best friend's date.
Likelihood of getting laid: 90%. Your sexual standards drop dramatically with each consecutive drink. If surrounded by others whose standards are also lowered, then your chances are pretty good. How you feel in the morning: Who did I insult? Where is my car? Why did I sleep with someone from the office? I've never felt this bad before. This is absolutely the last time.
Embarrassment rating: 11/10. Not only are you stupid, you are sloppy. Everyone recognizes this, except you.
How you actually behave: Like the death of the party. Your behaviour gets progressively worse as you tell more and more crass jokes, insult the bartender, spill your drink and make a pass at your best friend's date.
Likelihood of getting laid: 90%. Your sexual standards drop dramatically with each consecutive drink. If surrounded by others whose standards are also lowered, then your chances are pretty good. How you feel in the morning: Who did I insult? Where is my car? Why did I sleep with someone from the office? I've never felt this bad before. This is absolutely the last time.
Embarrassment rating: 11/10. Not only are you stupid, you are sloppy. Everyone recognizes this, except you.
COCAINE
How you think you behave: You are smart, irresistible and want to "do lunch" with everyone.
How you actually behave: Like an annoying know-it-all who would sell his soul for the next line of blow.
Likelihood of getting laid: 80% It may be a Jedi Mind Trick, but when you sincerely believe you are so irresistible, some clueless and insecure type may actually fall for it How you feel in the morning: Like the apeman.
Embarrassment rating: 0/10 if there's more coke in the drawer. 9/10 if there isn't.
How you actually behave: Like an annoying know-it-all who would sell his soul for the next line of blow.
Likelihood of getting laid: 80% It may be a Jedi Mind Trick, but when you sincerely believe you are so irresistible, some clueless and insecure type may actually fall for it How you feel in the morning: Like the apeman.
Embarrassment rating: 0/10 if there's more coke in the drawer. 9/10 if there isn't.
ACID or SHROOMS
How you think you behave: You are not behaving, but the world around you is putting on a pretty good show.
How you actually behave: In reality, it is you putting on the show. The rest of the world is behaving the same as ever.
Likelihood of getting laid: 20% Even if you actually manage to get through the process of selecting a mate, removing your clothes and choosing a sexual position, you will then have to deal with the challenge of your partner changing into a furry animal/the devil/your mother. How you feel in the morning: Either you are climbing the wall swishing that God would put an end to your suffering, or you finally understand Huxley's "The Doors of Perception."
Embarrassment rating: 0/10 You either sat on the couch and laughed at the TV all night even if it was turned off). Or you climbed onto a building, tried to fly and died.
How you actually behave: In reality, it is you putting on the show. The rest of the world is behaving the same as ever.
Likelihood of getting laid: 20% Even if you actually manage to get through the process of selecting a mate, removing your clothes and choosing a sexual position, you will then have to deal with the challenge of your partner changing into a furry animal/the devil/your mother. How you feel in the morning: Either you are climbing the wall swishing that God would put an end to your suffering, or you finally understand Huxley's "The Doors of Perception."
Embarrassment rating: 0/10 You either sat on the couch and laughed at the TV all night even if it was turned off). Or you climbed onto a building, tried to fly and died.
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